The Daily Mary!

So we've passed another challenge, I think. The Gas Challenge. Man that was scary. I don't like not knowing what to do. It is very hard, I am finding, not being able to ask Mary what is wrong. She's not much of a talker yet so it's tough.

Question:
If baby eats and eats for 3 or 4 days and doesn't have a bowel movement, how filled will her diaper be when she finaly does?

Answer:
Oh my God we're DOOMED! Grab a frickin' life jacket and a body suit and prepare to get ugly!

Our child is wonderful. Our child is great. But my lord can she poop!

Sorry. That is all for today.

Oh and by the way, putting a little baby face cloth in front of an explosive baby bum is like trying to stop a semi with a cotton ball.